Pinch Hits #3, 6, New Pinch Hits #11-12

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Assignments are due August 11 (countdown), a little over two weeks from now.

These pinch hits are due August 15, 11:59 pm UTC, four days after the assignment due date.

PH 3 - fic - The Equalizer (TV 2021), Highway to Heaven, Honest Thief (2020)

Request 1 by Karios
The Equalizer (TV 2021)
Mediums:

• Medium: Fanfiction

Relationships:

• Melody Bayani/Harry Keshegian (The Equalizer TV 2021)

Freeforms:

• Wedding Reception - Interrupted by Canon-Typical Shenanigans
• Wedding Ceremony - Interrupted by Villains
• Wedding - Fake Wedding To Bait Criminals and/or Enemies
• Wedding - Blended Traditions
• Wedding Reception - First Dance
• Wedding Planning - Choosing the Music
• Wedding Reception - Elaborate Descriptions Of Wedding Food
• Wedding Planning - Last Minute Change of Wedding Venue
• Wedding - Pure Fluff
• Wedding Reception - Eating or Smashing the Cake
• Wedding Reception - Dancing
• Wedding Planning - Discussing How to Handle/Blend Spouses' Different Traditions
• Honeymoon - Finding A Way To Celebrate Marriage While In Hiding
• Anniversary - Spoiled by Villains
• Widowed - First Wedding Anniversary since Spouse's death
• Anniversary - Forgetting the Date
• Anniversary - Planning a Special Night
• Established Marriage - Happy and Domestic
• Established Marriage - Still Sickeningly In Love After Years of Marriage
• Vow Renewal - After dead partner returns from death

I love the two ridiculously competent compassionate people saving the world and loving each other fiercely. I also love all aspects of weddings, wedding planning, and celebrating love and marriage so really you cannot go wrong. I'd love a story about Mel and Harry's actual wedding and honeymoon, or one where someone's wedding factors in to the equalizing job of the week. I'm also excited for any kind of slice of life fluff for them because they both really deserve a happy day to celebrate and reconnect after all they've been through.

Feel free to include other canonical characters as needed. I truly love everyone in this cast.

I love treats and have left the extra gifts setting on!

DNW: rape/noncon/dubcon; character death (mortally wounding the villians is fine, references to Harry's canonical faked death are also okay, but do not actually kill him or Mel); alcohol and drug use

Request 2 by Karios
Highway to Heaven
Mediums:

• Medium: Fanfiction

Relationships:

• Diane Wilson/Scotty Wilson (Highway to Heaven)

Freeforms:

• Wedding Planning - Designing/Selecting Partner's Attire
• Wedding Planning - Choosing an Engagement Ring
• Wedding Planning - cake tasting shenanigans
• Wedding Planning - Menu Tasting
• Wedding Planning - Venue Touring
• Wedding Planning - Writing the Vows
• Wedding Planning - Buying the Dress or Tuxedo
• Wedding Reception - First Dance
• Wedding Reception - Food with Special Meaning to Wedding Party
• Wedding Reception - Elaborate Descriptions Of Wedding Food
• Wedding Reception - Toasts and Speeches
• Honeymoon
• Honeymoon - Both Inexperienced and Anxious But It Turns Out to Be Great
• Newlyweds - Opening Wedding Gifts
• Newlyweds - Moving in Together
• Newlyweds - Host First Party Together
• Anniversary - Planning a Special Night
• Established Marriage - Happy and Domestic
• Established Marriage - Happily Married
• Wedding - Pure Fluff

I love the way Scotty and Diane support each other and the way their love unfolds in that first episode together. I just wish we had more time to indulge in the fluffiness of it all before they started to struggle again. I would love an expansion of their wedding or wedding planning process, a peek into their honeymoon and its logistics, or just a happy slice of married life.

I love treats and have left the extra gifts setting on!

DNW: rape/noncon/dubcon; character death; alcohol and drug use

Request 3 by Karios
Honest Thief (2020)
Mediums:

• Medium: Fanfiction

Relationships:

• Tom Dolan/Annie Wilkins (Honest Thief)

Freeforms:

• Wedding Planning - Making Ceremony As Extravagant As Possible Because It's Someone Else's Money
• Wedding Planning - Venue Touring
• Wedding Planning - Last Minute Change of Wedding Venue
• Wedding Planning - Menu Tasting
• Wedding Planning - cake tasting shenanigans
• Wedding Planning - Buying the Dress or Tuxedo
• Wedding - Pure Fluff
• Wedding Ceremony - Vows
• Wedding Ceremony - Private Ceremony
• Marrying for Love - Marrying Late in Life
• Marrying for Love - Fantasizing About Getting Married
• Newlyweds - Moving in Together
• Wedding - Fairy Tale Wedding
• Wedding - Small and Simple
• Wedding - Backyard Wedding

I love that Tom found Annie and just knowing her matched the thrill of successfully robbing banks. I so admire her for being able to get over that giant secret even after she's nearly killed for the money. I really liked that she could see the good person he is under his unusual choices. I want all of their happy ending after Tom is done serving his sentence.

I love treats and have left the extra gifts setting on!

DNW: rape/noncon/dubcon; character death; alcohol and drug use

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PH 6 - fic - Tommy (1975), Hill Street Blues, Breaking Bad

Request 1 by SegaBarrett
Tommy (1975)
Mediums:

• Medium: Fanfiction

Relationships:

• Sally Simpson/Tommy Walker (Tommy)
• Any Freeform

Freeforms:

Likes: Fluff, angst, fluffy animals, humor, darkfic, cute babies, cute baby animals, angst, chibis (for art)

Dislikes/DNWs: animal death, ants, child abuse, abortion, eye trauma, situations where disabled people are in danger to get their loved ones to do something, destruction of a person's things, scat, snuff films

Request 2 by SegaBarrett
Hill Street Blues
Mediums:

• Medium: Fanfiction

Relationships:

• Howard Hunter/Maura (HSB)
• Any Freeform

Freeforms:

Likes: Fluff, angst, fluffy animals, humor, darkfic, cute babies, cute baby animals, angst, chibis (for art)

Dislikes/DNWs: animal death, ants, child abuse, abortion, eye trauma, situations where disabled people are in danger to get their loved ones to do something, destruction of a person's things, scat, snuff films

Request 3 by SegaBarrett
Breaking Bad
Mediums:

• Medium: Fanfiction

Relationships:

• Todd Alquist/Jesse Pinkman (BB)
• Andrea Cantillo/Jesse Pinkman (BB)
• Any Freeform

Freeforms:

Likes: Fluff, angst, fluffy animals, humor, darkfic, cute babies, cute baby animals, angst, chibis (for art)

Dislikes/DNWs: animal death, ants, child abuse, abortion, eye trauma, situations where disabled people are in danger to get their loved ones to do something, destruction of a person's things, scat, snuff films

CLAIMED -

PH 11 - The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo, Nikolai Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)

Request 1 by DukeOfDucks
The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
Mediums:

• Medium: Fanfiction

Relationships:

• The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova/Nikolai Lantsov/Alina Starkov (TGT)
• The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova/Nikolai Lantsov (TGT)
• Any Freeform

Freeforms:

General likes: Political marriage, enemies to lovers, going from being wary and on edge around each other to comfortabke...
Maybe poly marriages are normal, maybe they are scandalous, maybe it's extra marital ?
So up for any unusual scenario, like established Nikolina from the army before Alina's powers are discovered and Aleksander comes in ! Go wild with anything

DNWs: Daddy kink ; A/B/O ; Modern AUs

Request 2 by DukeOfDucks
Nikolai Series - Leigh Bardugo
Mediums:

• Medium: Fanfiction

Relationships:

• The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova/Sankt Juris (Nikolai series)
• The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova/Nikolai Lantsov/Alina Starkov (Nikolai - Leigh Bardugo)
• Any Freeform

Freeforms:

General likes: Political marriage, enemies to lovers, going from being wary and on edge around each other to comfortabke...

Maybe Alina agreed to marry Nikolai after TGT and then Aleksander comes back to life to be a pain in the arse ? Or bodysharing shenanigans that means Nikolina marriage has to include Aleksander in some way ? Or Aleksander didn't die after TGT and a political marriage is how they decide to keep him under control ? (or he won...).

Also Jurisander... They were married in the past and now they are legally still married and acting like the crankiest old couple ? Or something sweet, maybe Aleksander doesn't get Eternal Suffering In The TreeTM but wild elopement in the woods with Juris (good luck making that fit Aleksander's prickly and Not NormalTM personality).

Go wild, those are just suggestions, I'm fine with anything but the DNWs below !

DNWs: Daddy kink ; A/B/O ; Modern AUs

Request 3 by DukeOfDucks
Shadow and Bone (TV)
Mediums:

• Medium: Fanfiction

Relationships:

• The Darkling | Aleksander Morozova/Nikolai Lantsov (S&B TV)
• Inej Ghafa/Alina Starkov (S&B)
• Any Freeform

Freeforms:

Alinej ? Alinej. They run off into the sunset at the end of S1 and have a pirate wedding on the seven seas while freeing slaves and grishas.

I know Aleksander and Nikolai did not have a single interaction in the show but what if they did though and what if they sorted out this civil war through unhinged political marriage.

I'm fine with anything, go wild !

DNWs: Daddy kink ; A/B/O ; Modern AUs

CLAIMED -

PH 12 - Biggles Series - W. E. Johns, Biggles Series - W. E. Johns, Biggles Series - W. E. Johns, Biggles Series - W. E. Johns, Biggles Series - W. E. Johns, Biggles Series - W. E. Johns

Request 1 by Rietta89
Biggles Series - W. E. Johns
Mediums:

• Medium: Fanfiction

Relationships:

• James "Biggles" Bigglesworth/Erich von Stalhein (Biggles series)

Freeforms:

• Accidental Engagement - Joke Marriage Proposal on TV Mistaken As Real by the Press
• Accidental Marriage - Leads to Feelings Realization
• Anniversary - 10th Year (Tin)
• Established Marriage - Discovery that Marriage is Not Legal
• Established Marriage - Older Couple Looking Back On Their Life Together
• Marrying for Love - Enemies Agree to Get Married After Falling in Love Despite All Obstacles
• Newlyweds - Friends/Family/Fans/Foes React To Unexpected Or Contentious Marriage
• Forbidden Marriage - Their Marriage Can Never Be Legal (But That's Okay)
• Honeymoon - Charming Mountain Cabin
• Marriage Contest - Will Only Agree To Marry If Bested In A Contest Of Their Own Design

A selection of tags that could slide right into canon once you handwave the fact that gay marriage wasn’t legal (let’s just pretend it is, okay?)

For the ‘joke proposal on TV’, ‘in front of a newspaper journalist’ would work equally well. It also wouldn’t necessarily need to be an actual proposal; perhaps Biggles made a joke about having promised to marry Erich if they made it out of a dangerous situation alive, and the journalist took that to mean they actually are engaged?

For ‘Marriage Contest - Will Only Agree To Marry If Bested In A Contest Of Their Own Design’, I’m imagining that there wouldn’t be a formal contest, per se, but either Biggles or EvS has sworn they would only ever marry a person who meets some complex condition that they think is impossible; the other succeeds – wittingly or unwittingly.

I don’t really have any real prompts for these, but would be delighted by anything you come up with based on the tags.

General likes: banter; tropes (especially forced proximity); slow-burning romances; tales of getting together; friends to lovers; established relationship fluff; character development through sex; pining; searing UST; even more searing resolution of UST; teamwork; casefic; sarcastic humour; a bigger role for Bertie.

General/canon-specific DNWs: major character death (unless specifically requested); overly graphic/gory depictions of injuries (I'm a tad squeamish!); harm to animals; AU settings/genres unless specifically requested; canon-typical racism; unrequested ships featuring major characters, especially Biggles/Algy (OCs and minor characters can romance each other as much as they like!); romantic relationships between major canon characters and OCs; any kind of romantic relationship for Bertie; anachronisms (as far as possible); hopeless endings; hurt without comfort; tears (I love how stoic these characters all are!); spoilers for SAP-era books unless you know for sure I’ve read them (post-Hatchet/post-Terai whump is fine); detailed discussion of EvS’s actions during WWII.
Sex scene DNWs: non-con; scat; breath-play; blood-play; use of correct anatomical terms. (Dubcon in the shape of sex pollen/aliens made them do it/etc is fine.)

I'm happy with any fic rating from G to E; whatever you're comfortable writing!

I have gifts enabled, and would be delighted to receive treats.

Request 2 by Rietta89
Biggles Series - W. E. Johns
Mediums:

• Medium: Fanfiction

Relationships:

• James "Biggles" Bigglesworth/Erich von Stalhein (Biggles series)

Freeforms:

• Blind Marriage - We Each Agreed to Marry an Unknown Person but Why Did It Have to be YOU
• Magic - Artifact or Spell Accidentally Causes Marriage
• Life-Debt Marriage - To Satisfy Life-Debt
• Magic - Marriage Within a Dream Suddenly Becomes Real
• Magic - Single People Must Find Someone To Marry Or Be Turned Into Animals
• Magic - True Love's Kiss Automatically Becomes A Binding Marriage
• Magic - Prophetic Matchmaker Chooses Who Marries Who
• Magic - Truth Spell Results in Accidental Proposal
• Arranged Marriage - Algorithmic-selected Partner
• Sex Pollen - Sex Pollen Results in Marriage
• Sex Pollen - Marriage Mandatory Afterwards
• Soul Bond - Accidental Bond Formed After Sex is Considered to be Marriage
• Soul Bond - Soul Bond Required to Save One Partner's Life

A selection of tags where the marriage was caused by some kind of magical intervention. Again, I don’t really have any real prompts for these, but would be delighted by anything you come up with based on the tags.

I don't wish a completely AU setting here: for a fic based on these tags, magic is real and same-sex marriage is legal, but everything else is per canon please.

General likes: banter; tropes (especially forced proximity); slow-burning romances; tales of getting together; friends to lovers; established relationship fluff; character development through sex; pining; searing UST; even more searing resolution of UST; teamwork; casefic; sarcastic humour; a bigger role for Bertie.

General/canon-specific DNWs: major character death (unless specifically requested); overly graphic/gory depictions of injuries (I'm a tad squeamish!); harm to animals; AU settings/genres unless specifically requested; canon-typical racism; unrequested ships featuring major characters, especially Biggles/Algy (OCs and minor characters can romance each other as much as they like!); romantic relationships between major canon characters and OCs; any kind of romantic relationship for Bertie; anachronisms (as far as possible); hopeless endings; hurt without comfort; tears (I love how stoic these characters all are!); spoilers for SAP-era books unless you know for sure I’ve read them (post-Hatchet/post-Terai whump is fine); detailed discussion of EvS’s actions during WWII.
Sex scene DNWs: non-con; scat; breath-play; blood-play; use of correct anatomical terms. (Dubcon in the shape of sex pollen/aliens made them do it/etc is fine.)

I'm happy with any fic rating from G to E; whatever you're comfortable writing!

I have gifts enabled, and would be delighted to receive treats.

Request 3 by Rietta89
Biggles Series - W. E. Johns
Mediums:

• Medium: Fanfiction

Relationships:

• James "Biggles" Bigglesworth/Erich von Stalhein (Biggles series)

Freeforms:

• Accidental Marriage - But Staying Married Out of Spite (Falling in Love Over Time)
• Accidental Marriage - To Someone You Hate
• Accidental Marriage - Woke Up Married to Worst Enemy
• Marriage - Marrying and falling for the person you only originally seduced to spy on
• Accidental Marriage - But One Person Determined to Stay Married to Spite the Other
• Marriage - For The Purpose Of Assassination (But Falling In Love Instead)
• Accidental Marriage - Trying To Keep Accidental Marriage Secret

A selection of tags which I feel would work well for a fic set pre-Hatchet. If the timeline veers off on an AU tangent during/after the fic, that’s fine, but I’d like any fic based on these tags to begin when Biggles & EvS are still enemies. Once again, I don’t really have any real prompts for these, but would be delighted by anything you come up with based on the tags.

For the purpose of this exchange, let's just imagine that same-sex marriage was legal during canon.

General likes: banter; tropes (especially forced proximity); slow-burning romances; tales of getting together; friends to lovers; established relationship fluff; character development through sex; pining; searing UST; even more searing resolution of UST; teamwork; casefic; sarcastic humour; a bigger role for Bertie.

General/canon-specific DNWs: major character death (unless specifically requested); overly graphic/gory depictions of injuries (I'm a tad squeamish!); harm to animals; AU settings/genres unless specifically requested; canon-typical racism; unrequested ships featuring major characters, especially Biggles/Algy (OCs and minor characters can romance each other as much as they like!); romantic relationships between major canon characters and OCs; any kind of romantic relationship for Bertie; anachronisms (as far as possible); hopeless endings; hurt without comfort; tears (I love how stoic these characters all are!); spoilers for SAP-era books unless you know for sure I’ve read them (post-Hatchet/post-Terai whump is fine); detailed discussion of EvS’s actions during WWII.
Sex scene DNWs: non-con; scat; breath-play; blood-play; use of correct anatomical terms. (Dubcon in the shape of sex pollen/aliens made them do it/etc is fine.)

I'm happy with any fic rating from G to E; whatever you're comfortable writing!

I have gifts enabled, and would be delighted to receive treats.

Request 4 by Rietta89
Biggles Series - W. E. Johns
Mediums:

• Medium: Fanfiction

Relationships:

• James "Biggles" Bigglesworth/Erich von Stalhein (Biggles series)

Freeforms:

• Accidental Marriage - Series Of Mishaps Prevent Annulment Of Accidental Marriage
• Anniversary - Spoiled by Villains
• Established Marriage - Just Wanting To Be Held/Comforted By Spouse After Major Illness/Injury/Trauma
• Established Marriage - Picking Up Sick/Exhausted Spouse From Work
• Established Marriage - Rescuing One's Spouse From Danger
• Established Marriage - Spouses Who Unconditionally Trust Each Other
• Forced Marriage - Bad Guys Made Them Get Married

A selection of tags that could inspire a casefic (or a fic set immediately after a case). I like the idea of Erich waiting at the airfield for the SAP to land after a case where Biggles has been hurt – maybe Algy or one of the others radioed ahead to make sure he’d be there? Biggles is of course insisting that he is completely fine (whilst passing out), but it clearly means the world to him that Erich is there waiting.

I would be delighted by anything you come up with based on these tags.

For the purpose of this exchange, let's just imagine that same-sex marriage was legal during canon.

General likes: banter; tropes (especially forced proximity); slow-burning romances; tales of getting together; friends to lovers; established relationship fluff; character development through sex; pining; searing UST; even more searing resolution of UST; teamwork; casefic; sarcastic humour; a bigger role for Bertie.

General/canon-specific DNWs: major character death (unless specifically requested); overly graphic/gory depictions of injuries (I'm a tad squeamish!); harm to animals; AU settings/genres unless specifically requested; canon-typical racism; unrequested ships featuring major characters, especially Biggles/Algy (OCs and minor characters can romance each other as much as they like!); romantic relationships between major canon characters and OCs; any kind of romantic relationship for Bertie; anachronisms (as far as possible); hopeless endings; hurt without comfort; tears (I love how stoic these characters all are!); spoilers for SAP-era books unless you know for sure I’ve read them (post-Hatchet/post-Terai whump is fine); detailed discussion of EvS’s actions during WWII.
Sex scene DNWs: non-con; scat; breath-play; blood-play; use of correct anatomical terms. (Dubcon in the shape of sex pollen/aliens made them do it/etc is fine.)

I'm happy with any fic rating from G to E; whatever you're comfortable writing!

I have gifts enabled, and would be delighted to receive treats.

Request 5 by Rietta89
Biggles Series - W. E. Johns
Mediums:

• Medium: Fanfiction

Relationships:

• James "Biggles" Bigglesworth/Erich von Stalhein (Biggles series)

Freeforms:

• Arranged Marriage - Allowed to Choose Spouse from a Group of Pre-selected Suitors
• Arranged Marriage - Arranged as a Means of Keeping Enemy Under Control
• Arranged Marriage - Arranged as a Means of Keeping Reluctant Ally Under Control
• Arranged Marriage - Arranged By Third Party With Dubious Motives
• Accidental Marriage - Can't Annul without Ruining Spouse's Reputation
• Arranged Marriage - Spouses Intend to Stay Platonic But Get Feelings
• Arranged Marriage - One person arranged it to protect another
• Arranged Marriage - Promise of Chaste Marriage after Consummation but Both Are Pining
• Marriage - Both Spouses Are In Love But Believe The Other Is In The Marriage Out Of Obligation
• Marriage Laws - Marriage Required as a Form of Criminal Rehabilitation
• Marriage of Convenience - Citizenship Marriage
• Arranged Marriage - Both Parties Think the Other Hates Them
• Newlyweds - Must Remain Married for One Year
• Marriage of Convenience - So You Can't Testify Against Each Other In Court
• Marriage of Convenience - Because You Can't Trust Anyone Else

Last but definitely not least, a selection of tags for a fic set after Biggles Buries a Hatchet. There can never be too many post-Hatchet ‘EvS must marry Biggles in order to stay in the country’ fics!

I do actually have a couple of actual prompts for these!

For Arranged Marriage - Allowed to Choose Spouse from a Group of Pre-selected Suitors, EvS must marry one of Biggles’ team to stay in England. He is at least allowed to choose which one.

For Arranged Marriage - Arranged By Third Party With Dubious Motives, I’d like the marriage to be arranged by Raymond or Major Charles for the express purpose of keeping tabs on EvS. Biggles is Not Happy but agrees when informed that Erich’s other options are a choice between imprisonment or extradition. This could possibly pair with a ‘marriage creates soulbond’ concept where soul-bonded couples cannot be apart for long without illness/injury, so marriage gives EvS some freedom whilst ensuring that he can’t leave the country without condemning Biggles. A clever scheme… until Biggles is delayed on a case and obstructed in his work by the gradually worsening side-effects of being apart from Erich.

Really though, I’d be delighted by anything you come up with based on any combination of these tags.

For the purpose of this exchange, let's just imagine that same-sex marriage was legal during canon.

General likes: banter; tropes (especially forced proximity); slow-burning romances; tales of getting together; friends to lovers; established relationship fluff; character development through sex; pining; searing UST; even more searing resolution of UST; teamwork; casefic; sarcastic humour; a bigger role for Bertie.

General/canon-specific DNWs: major character death (unless specifically requested); overly graphic/gory depictions of injuries (I'm a tad squeamish!); harm to animals; AU settings/genres unless specifically requested; canon-typical racism; unrequested ships featuring major characters, especially Biggles/Algy (OCs and minor characters can romance each other as much as they like!); romantic relationships between major canon characters and OCs; any kind of romantic relationship for Bertie; anachronisms (as far as possible); hopeless endings; hurt without comfort; tears (I love how stoic these characters all are!); spoilers for SAP-era books unless you know for sure I’ve read them (post-Hatchet/post-Terai whump is fine); detailed discussion of EvS’s actions during WWII.
Sex scene DNWs: non-con; scat; breath-play; blood-play; use of correct anatomical terms. (Dubcon in the shape of sex pollen/aliens made them do it/etc is fine.)

I'm happy with any fic rating from G to E; whatever you're comfortable writing!

I have gifts enabled, and would be delighted to receive treats.

Request 6 by Rietta89
Biggles Series - W. E. Johns
Mediums:

• Medium: Fanfiction

Relationships:

• Ginger Hebblethwaite/Algy Lacey (Biggles Series)

Freeforms:

• Arranged Marriage - Avoiding It by Marrying Someone Else
• Bachelor(ette) Party - A ends up getting drunkenly married to B instead of fiancé(e)
• Elopement - To Piss Off Family
• Marriage of Convenience - friends with benefits get married to avoid family marriage pressure
• Marriage of Convenience - To Avoid Otherwise-Likely Marriage To Unbearable Third Party
• Marriage of Convenience - To Save Friend From Worse Arranged Marriage

I am very much here for a fic where Algy and Ginger wind up more or less accidentally married as a result of Algy’s mother meddling in his life.

I would especially love an SAP-era story where Algy and Ginger start off as just friends, until Algy’s mother decides that it’s about time he settled down and makes all the arrangements for him. Algy is horrified by the idea of being forced to marry some prim young miss he cares nothing for, and between them, he and Ginger concoct a plan to protect Algy by marrying each other. After all, Lady Lacey can’t force him to marry her chosen bride if he’s married already, can she? It’s all very platonic until it isn’t: Algy’s mother demands proof of consummation, and Algy & Ginger decide they must actually consummate the marriage lest she successfully secure an annulment. Feelings Realisation ensues – and perhaps a large dose of mutual pining until they finally get on the same page?

I am aware that the above suggestion is Very Specific, so please be assured that I would be equally delighted with any fic you come up with based on the above prompts.

For the purpose of this exchange, let's just imagine that same-sex marriage was legal during canon.

General likes: banter; tropes (especially forced proximity); slow-burning romances; tales of getting together; friends to lovers; established relationship fluff; character development through sex; pining; searing UST; even more searing resolution of UST; teamwork; casefic; sarcastic humour; a bigger role for Bertie.

General/canon-specific DNWs: major character death (unless specifically requested); overly graphic/gory depictions of injuries (I'm a tad squeamish!); harm to animals; AU settings/genres unless specifically requested; canon-typical racism; unrequested ships featuring major characters, especially Biggles/Algy (OCs and minor characters can romance each other as much as they like!); romantic relationships between major canon characters and OCs; any kind of romantic relationship for Bertie; anachronisms (as far as possible); hopeless endings; hurt without comfort; tears (I love how stoic these characters all are!); spoilers for SAP-era books unless you know for sure I’ve read them (post-Hatchet/post-Terai whump is fine); detailed discussion of EvS’s actions during WWII.
Sex scene DNWs: non-con; scat; breath-play; blood-play; use of correct anatomical terms. (Dubcon in the shape of sex pollen/aliens made them do it/etc is fine.)

I'm happy with any fic rating from G to E; whatever you're comfortable writing!

I have gifts enabled, and would be delighted to receive treats.

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